Sunday, June 30, 2013

Resumé -- Dorothy Parker

Dorothy Parker
Dorothy Parker (1893-1967)
 
 
Razors pain you;

Rivers are damp;

Acids stain you;

And drugs cause cramp.

Guns aren’t lawful;

Nooses give;

Gas smells awful;

You might as well live.
 
 
 
 
 
 
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